From Small Town Boy to World Traveler
Boudreau and Thibodeau Cajun jokes and humorous stories.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon — Dr. Boudreaux Fontenot. As she laid her pet on the table, Dr. Boudreaux pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, Dr. Boudreaux shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed […]
A young blonde Cajun woman named Marie is taking a leisurely walk. She comes to a river and sees another young blonde Cajun woman named Clotile on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” Marie shouts, “How can I get to the other side?” Clotile looks up the river, then down the river, up the river again, and […]
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were talking one afternoon, and Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux, “You know, I tink I’m ready for a little vacation agin Thib. But dis year I wants to do sumting different. De las’ few years, I took your suggestions about where to go. Three years ago, you said I should go to Hawaii, so […]
Boudreaux was sittin’ on his front porch one day, rockin’ slowly away, sippin’ a cold Dixie beer with one of his favorite Zydeco music songs playin’ in the background — “Hey Ma Petit Fille “by Buckwheat Zydeco. ‘Bout midway thru da song, his wife Clotile came drivin’ up the dusty road to dere house in […]
Boudreaux is driving down Interstate 10 in Houston, Texas, when all of a sudden a Texan driving one of those big King Ranch Edition Ford F-250 duel-axle pickup trucks cuts him off and forces Boudreaux to the shoulder. The Texan immediately pulls off the freeway and backs up close to Boudreaux’s Country Cadillac (his pickemup […]
Boudreaux’s had no car and his wife Clotile wanted to go into Baton Rouge for some shopping. Her granddaughter suggested she take an Uber and installed the Uber app on her cell phone. The Uber driver picks Clotile up in front of her home in Church Point, Louisiana and about ten minutes into the trip […]
The Police Chief in Abbeville, Louisiana called up Boudreaux, a small town policeman in nearby Erath, Louisiana. He asked Boudreaux if he could come in and talk about some undercover investigative work he wanted him to do. When Boudreaux arrived the Chief told him, “Boudreaux, we have reports of an illegal cock fighting ring operating […]
The year is 2024, and the United States has just elected the first woman President, a Louisiana State University graduate, named Marie Boudreaux. A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father Richard Boudreaux and asks, “Dad, I’m assuming you and Mom will be coming to my inauguration?” “I don’t think so darling. […]
As an incoming high school freshman, Boudreaux decided to try out for the high school basketball team. When he informed Coach Thibodeau of his desire to try out for the team, Coach gave Boudreaux an equipment list and told him he would have to pay a $50 locker security fee. He was to report to […]
Boudreaux died after being snake bit by a big water moccasin. His wife Marie called up the local newspaper to place the obituary. A young editor answered the phone, introduced himself and asked Marie if there was anything he could do for her. She said, “My husband Boudreaux died today and I would like to […]
