Boudreaux died after being snake bit by a big water moccasin. His wife Marie called up the local newspaper to place the obituary. A young editor answered the phone, introduced himself and asked Marie if there was anything he could do for her. She said, “My husband Boudreaux died today and I would like to have you publish his obituary.”
He said, “Okay, what would you like to say?” Marie replied, “Boudreaux died today, funeral tomorrow.” He asked, “That’s it? I’m sure your husband was a fine and wonderful man, with many great accomplishments, wouldn’t you like to say more?” Marie replied, “Nope, that all.” He said, “Well Miss Marie, the first eight words are free. You’ve only used five words. Would you like to use the other three at no additional cost?” Marie said, “Sure, please print this — Boudreaux died today. Funeral tomorrow. Boat for sale.”